brb.

Agh, you came all the way here just to see a coming soon page.

Now what? Do you hit the back button? Do another search? “Forget this guy, he’s a web designer without a website. I’ll bet if he designed shoes he’d walk around barefoot.” That may be true, and I apologize. The least I can do is help you move on with your life, which is why I’m presenting the ultimate call-to-action. Forget that back button and forge ahead!

Click here!